15 minutes before it was time to leave for one of our karate graduations, I went to the hall bathroom to check on Ocean and see what was taking him so long.
I walked in and immediately exclaimed “What happened?! It looks like like you killed someone!”
Ocean, tearfully: “I didn’t!”
Me: “I know, but did you have to make such a big mess?”
He had a gusher of a bloody nose, and there was blood EVERYWHERE. His face, chest, hands, feet, the floor, the vanity front, in the sink, on the counter… Thankfully he was still in his pull-up and not wearing clothes, or his uniform, so I had him climb in the tub and wash off quickly after I finally staunched the blood. Great start to the morning.
