Ocean, practicing his karate: Victory, humility, courtesy, universal portal 2!
….
Jeremy: Well, what are the moves?
Ocean: I need a portal gun to do the moves. You need to go to the portal factory, because the portal factory always has them. Or find it online, because you can find anything online.
According to Ocean, there’s also a universal portal 1 and a universal portal reloaded. (corresponding to the games, I’m guessing)
Ocean: Mom, can you go online and find me a portal gun?
Me: Um, there’s no such thing.
Ocean: But could you look anyway?
He really, really wants a <working> portal gun of his own.
