Sunday Funny

River, fixing his hair just right: I’m stylin’ Me: You’re way too young to be worrying about that. Him: I’m almost a teenager, in, um, 5 years! Apparently he’s practicing now?

Ocean poked his head out the door as I headed out to run a couple errands: You forgot to tell us no wild parties! Me, obediently: No wild parties while I’m gone. Him, satisfied: OK. 

Ocean copied the letters in True North Leatherworks off of my roll of packing tape. If you ever needed an illustration of Ocean’s non-linear mind, here is how he copied it:

Ocean has such an imagination. Here he was fighting monsters with his sword and trusty staff (complete with chicken bucket) in the rain.

The boys are fully in fort building mode, just as Sunshine was at their age. Their forts usually involve couch cushions and their bed pillows and blankets.

The boys’ hair has been getting long and shaggy, at their request, though I really want to cut it. The other day they asked their sister to put pony tails in their hair 🤦‍♀️ River looks cute with bangs and pigtails, right? And Ocean’s hair is rather reminiscent of Sunshine’s when she was 2 or 3, with only a little …

We were getting into the car after karate and Ocean spotted a sporty little Miata parked next to us. Ocean: “That car is useless! It can only seat 2 people. If you have a family…” It’s too funny to see his thought process.

Ocean is very creative with his LEGO and he likes to incorporate them with his current interests. In this case: The Incredibles. Can you see the logo?

I came out of the bathroom one night to find Max all snuggled in the blankets. I told her to move out of my spot, and she pretended to be asleep, the little stinker:

River’s snake jokes prompted me to come up with my own joke: What kind of spider is an introvert?          a brown recluse

River, after coming up with his snake jokes: “Ok, I’m ready to be a dad because I have my dad jokes ready.”