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Sunday Funny

Jeremy was replacing a bad outlet in the kitchen late one afternoon. Ocean came to get me: “You have to see this Mommy, it’s so cool!” I followed him into the dim kitchen, where the offending outlet was pulled away from the wall, yellow light shining.  Ocean: “Look, it’s Glados! Well, Glados’ light is in the middle, and this is …

Sunday Funny

About 12 years ago, Jeremy was being a smart aleck and asked his grandma how they fixed mistakes when chiseling into stone when there wasn’t whiteout or anything. His other grandma whacked him upside the head for being impertinent. A couple days later, he asked the same grandma what it was like to watch the first steam engine roll into town. Repeat …

Sunday Funny

Awhile ago Ocean found one of Jeremy’s Monster energy drinks and he must have drunk a fair bit of it. For hours afterward he was practically vibrating. He couldn’t be still and his brain was going a mile a minute and his mouth couldn’t keep up. It was funny, but also a good reminder that we have to keep an …

Sunday Funny

Ocean, practicing his karate: Victory, humility, courtesy, universal portal 2! …. Jeremy: Well, what are the  moves? Ocean: I need a portal gun to do the moves. You need to go to the portal factory, because the portal factory always has them. Or find it online, because you can find anything online. According to Ocean, there’s also a universal portal …

Weekly Mileage #259 and Convention Prep

Monday I had my phone call with the psychologist. My test results were actually pretty good, as in they don’t show indications of ADHD. However, the delayed recognition portion of the auditory input testing showed moderately severe impairment, which he attributes to my narcolepsy. He said if he was younger (he’s in his 70s, I think), he’d write a paper …