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Sunday Funny

Max is a funny dog with definite preferences. She likes to curl up on our beds, frequently on our pillows, like above (the crossed paws above are also cute). She’s also decided we make decent pillows. I woke up in the middle of the night because Max was laying on my feet, which I had to document, of course. While …

Sunday Funny

15 minutes before it was time to leave for one of our karate graduations, I went to the hall bathroom to check on Ocean and see what was taking him so long. I walked in and immediately exclaimed “What happened?! It looks like like you killed someone!” Ocean, tearfully: “I didn’t!” Me: “I know, but did you have to make …

Sunday Funny

The Subaru keeps turning Pandora on when I plug my phone in. I only listen to Pandora at Christmas, so why it always thinks I want to listen to Pandora, I have no idea. On the other hand, Jeremy frequently uses Pandora to listen to various playlists, including Irish drinking songs and Weird Al. Sunshine and I were discussing this …

Sunday Funny

Sunshine tried to give River a hug while we were getting ready for one of our karate graduations, but he told her, in a serious tone of voice: “This is not the time”. What makes this even more funny is that she’s the only one that he’ll usually allow to hug him. He thinks he’s too cool and grownup to …

Sunday Funny

Maxi really likes snuggling in the fuzzy blanket on my bed and Sunshine will wrap her up when she sees Max on my bed. Max does not complain about being wrap-wrapped. She’s not usually snuggly with us, but on this occasion she had her chin on my shoulder, so even though it was an awkward angle, I had to grab …

Sunday Funny

At the Mennonite store we visited back in April, I bought the boys ice cream cones. We sat in a booth while they ate them, and then River announced that I needed to take a picture of him eating his ice cream cone. He didn’t really have a reason, he just wanted his picture taken. Ocean, of course, also wanted …

Sunday Funny

Awhile ago, I got student of the day at karate for beating up a 10 year old. I was commended because I wasn’t pulling my punches and was taking my training seriously.  I was checking in with her to make sure she was ok, and she wasn’t that much smaller than me, but I felt a little bad after the …

Sunday Funny

Ocean was playing with a pretend gun he made out of a hot wheels race track launcher: “Someday, I think the bugs are going to be big enough for us to shoot!” Me: “Um, that does not sound fun.” Him: “No, it’ll be just like that shooting game on steam!” (Earth Defense Force, and you fight giant spiders and ants) …

Weekly Mileage #268 and the Eye Appointments

Monday the kids and I had eye appointments. Sunshine and my prescriptions changed slightly, it was recommended that the boys wear blue blocking glasses when they’re using screens. Ocean could also use reading glasses, though he doesn’t need them badly. The eye doc mentioned that needing them could result in him acting up when it comes to reading. He won’t …

Sunday Funny

River, after getting his braces on, walking into Whole Foods with me while I tried to get him to hold my hand: “No” Me: “Why not?” River: “Because I have braces now” Me: “And there’s a correlation between having braces and not holding my hand?” River: “Yes. I’m a big kid now” Me: “But daddy still holds my hand” River: …

Sunday Funny

Jeremy, talking about the boys taking baths and running around naked afterward: “Mom and I take baths and we don’t run around naked afterwards.” River: “Ewww” Me: “You do so run around naked after your bath.” River: “Eww, you’re grownups!” Jeremy, Sunshine, and I busted up laughing. Jeremy: “I thought he was going to say ‘gross’, not ‘grownups’” (his usual …