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May 2022

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Sunday Funny

Awhile ago, I got student of the day at karate for beating up a 10 year old. I was commended because I wasn’t pulling my punches and was taking my training seriously.  I was checking in with her to make sure she was ok, and she wasn’t that much smaller than me, but I felt a little bad after the …

Sunday Funny

Ocean was playing with a pretend gun he made out of a hot wheels race track launcher: “Someday, I think the bugs are going to be big enough for us to shoot!” Me: “Um, that does not sound fun.” Him: “No, it’ll be just like that shooting game on steam!” (Earth Defense Force, and you fight giant spiders and ants) …

Weekly Mileage #268 and the Eye Appointments

Monday the kids and I had eye appointments. Sunshine and my prescriptions changed slightly, it was recommended that the boys wear blue blocking glasses when they’re using screens. Ocean could also use reading glasses, though he doesn’t need them badly. The eye doc mentioned that needing them could result in him acting up when it comes to reading. He won’t …

Sunday Funny

River, after getting his braces on, walking into Whole Foods with me while I tried to get him to hold my hand: “No” Me: “Why not?” River: “Because I have braces now” Me: “And there’s a correlation between having braces and not holding my hand?” River: “Yes. I’m a big kid now” Me: “But daddy still holds my hand” River: …

Sunday Funny

Jeremy, talking about the boys taking baths and running around naked afterward: “Mom and I take baths and we don’t run around naked afterwards.” River: “Ewww” Me: “You do so run around naked after your bath.” River: “Eww, you’re grownups!” Jeremy, Sunshine, and I busted up laughing. Jeremy: “I thought he was going to say ‘gross’, not ‘grownups’” (his usual …